I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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