i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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