I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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