Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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