I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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