If i come over, it means nothing
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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