It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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