no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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