would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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