CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
