You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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