what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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