Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
