why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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