Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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