i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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