i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
vagina is talking i cant
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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