it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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