we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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