i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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