I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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