The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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