I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
