Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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