whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
where are my eyebrows?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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