her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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