You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
