i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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