im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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