Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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