if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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