Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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