found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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