he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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