i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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