Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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