the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize