my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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