No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
