He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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