just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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