Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
