if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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