He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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