absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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