dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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