somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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