im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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