I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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