It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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