marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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