Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We had to coat check the pizza.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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