i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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