didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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