i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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