You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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