I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Randomize
